Peeing In The Bush is One Thing

This post should be about the boys peeing but unfortunately it’s about a rather wild and bold mother doing the thing natured called her to do.  I know I am and always have been on the wild ish side and this was simply one of those days where that side came out rather publicly. 

We were on a short hike down a trail to the river in the inner city.  The boys as usual were ahead of me and the dog too – it was an off leash area.  I really had to pee and we were just starting out on our hike.  I had to do what I had to do and so I scoped some taller greenery, checked the horizon for people and ducked into the shrubs off the main trail.  Fast as lightning I did my business but as I was pulling my pants up the boys called out “Mom, mom are you coming?”  to which I responded “I am just taking a piddle!”.  It occurred to me that something was up when I did not hear a response and I thought it odd they had stopped and were asking in the first place.  It occurred to me I had better hurry up and so quickly onto the trail I went only to meet face to face with a rather handsome looking gentle man who did not make eye contact.  I wonder why? 


~ by Nicole on June 11, 2012.

3 Responses to “Peeing In The Bush is One Thing”

  1. haha!!!! omg, really?????

    • I am so slick and fast and NEVER get caught! We spend so much time in the outdoors and you know how it is when nature calls! But this time…….heh, heh!

  2. LOL.

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